🚨 NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE (it kinda is) 🚨 100000000x GUARANTEED* 🚀 *guarantee not guaranteed 🤡 BIGGEST RUG SINCE 2021** **JK we promise 💎 DEV LOCKED LIQUIDITY (in his fridge) 🧊 ELON TWEETED ABOUT US (he didn't) 🐦 LISTED ON BINANCE (we're on a binance.txt file) 📝
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CERTIFIED TROLL
$TROLL • THE ONLY HONEST RUG ON SOLANA
PRICE$0.0000420
HOLDERS69,420
MARKET CAP$4.20M
TROLLS DEPLOYED1,337,420
What is $TROLL? 🤔
$TROLL is the first CERTIFIED memecoin on Solana that openly admits what every other memecoin won't.
We're not gonna make you rich. We're not curing cancer. We have no utility.
But unlike them, we're honest about it.
Buy $TROLL because somebody else will buy it after you. That's it. That's the whitepaper.
Tokenomics 📊
40% — Dev's Lambo Fund
25% — Dev's Lambo Fuel
20% — Dev's Lambo Insurance
15% — You (eventually maybe)
Roadmap 🗺️
PHASE 1
Launch token. Make memes. Annoy people on twitter.
PHASE 2
???
PHASE 3
PROFIT 💰💰💰
PHASE 4
Dev disappears to Bali. (jk... unless?)
How to Buy 💸
1 Get a Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare, your cousin)
2 Buy SOL on an exchange. Lie to your wife about it.
3 Swap SOL for $TROLL on Jupiter or Raydium.
4 Hold. Cope. Pray. Repeat.
FAQ 🙋
Is this a scam?
Define "scam." We told you upfront.
Will $TROLL hit $1?
It will hit something. Probably your portfolio. Hard.
Who is the dev?
His name is "Anonymous Tony" and he definitely doesn't live in his mom's basement in New Jersey.
Is the contract renounced?
Yes. The contract has renounced its faith in humanity.
What's the use case?
Vibes. The use case is vibes.
Why should I trust you?
You shouldn't. Welcome to crypto.
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✅ LIQ LOCKED***
✅ DOXXED****
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